the worst 20 Christmas Themed Items You'll Wish You'd Never seen
The holidays are a time of peace and joy, but some people just can't help celebrating in the most outrageous ways possible.
1. Make sure you dress to impress.
2. Break out the most inappropriate ornaments you can find.
3. Remind people that even reindeer mate.
4. Break out your best holiday sweater.
5. Buy some new holiday PJs
7. Bake some...special cookies.
8. Get your Elf on the Shelf into some crazy shenanigans.
9. Enjoy some hot cocoa from your favorite holiday mug.
11. Traumatize all the neighborhood children.
12. Even if they're fake light up reindeer.
15. Get ready to leave Santa some snacks.
16. Get someone a gift they're actually going to like.
17. Put up a giant blow up butt plug-- I mean Christmas tree.
18. Put out your best decorations.
19. Wear your special holiday stocking.
20. Visit the giant pooping statue at your local mall.
21. Tell people how you really feel about Santa.
22. Hang up your nipple ornaments.
23. Get your lights up nice and early.
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